Thursday, March 5, 2009

What The Hell Would Happen If Pizza Hut Didn't Deliver?

Forget Survival Shows, Forget C.S.I. Miami, Forget LAW AND ORDER!!!


A McNuggets "Emergency"

Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage....OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Lord, I am just glad my poor dad isn't around to read this. It would have had him in a tailspin, shaking his head and biting straight through the stem of his Dr. Grabow pipe.I have checked this out with "Smokinggun" and it is authentic.

MARCH 3--Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to complain that a cashier--citing a McDonald's all sales are final policy--would not give her a refund. [To listen to Goodman's 911 calls, click herehere, and here.] When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency." The McDonald's devotee is seen at right in a mug shot snapped after a previous encounter with police. Last month, a Florida man was arrested after he called 911 to complain about his displeasure with a Burger King combo meal.

If the defense needs to rest, they might want to consider a Tylenol PM to ensure they have the sleep to put up with representing these folks.

1 comment:

  1. I am the daughter of someone who had the police called on him because Pearless in Bloomfield would not take back the satin he bought for my mother to make a wishing well for George Devinney's wedding. My mother gave him a note which he gave to the sales lady. Sales lady gave him wrong satin. He took it home. My mom told him they gave him the wrong kind. So he grudgingly took it back. When he got there, they told him they didn't take back material because it was already cut. He (politely) told the woman it was her fault. He showed her the note and she clearly gave him the wrong stuff.
    I don't have to go on here. You know my dad. And yes the police were called. If this was today, it would have made national news.
    I forgot to add here that it was the day of the wedding and my father almost missed the whole thing.

    Her Lawyers defense--and one question I have. If you order something at a rest. and you pay for it. Then they tell you they don't have it. It's not your fault. Just give the whack job her money back so she can go to another McDonalds and get her friggin McNuggets.
    I'm thinking she was fighting with them to give her money back and they threatened to call police and she said she would call them herself. Not being a mensa, and probably a bit stoned. THe whole thing turned out looking like this.
    Although I never would have acually had the nerve to call police on myself,as my fathers daughter,been there, done that ie, at Foodland over milk. Yes, Barney Fife "escorted" me out.