What The Hell Would Happen If Pizza Hut Didn't Deliver?
Forget Survival Shows, Forget C.S.I. Miami, Forget LAW AND ORDER!!!
RIPPED FROM THE PAGES OF TODAY'S NEWS:
A McNuggets "Emergency"
Floridian called 911 three times over McDonald's chicken shortage....OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Lord, I am just glad my poor dad isn't around to read this. It would have had him in a tailspin, shaking his head and biting straight through the stem of his Dr. Grabow pipe.I have checked this out with "Smokinggun" and it is authentic.
MARCH 3--Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to complain that a cashier--citing a McDonald's all sales are final policy--would not give her a refund. [To listen to Goodman's 911 calls, click here, here, and here.] When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency." The McDonald's devotee is seen at right in a mug shot snapped after a previous encounter with police. Last month, a Florida man was arrested after he called 911 to complain about his displeasure with a Burger King combo meal.
If the defense needs to rest, they might want to consider a Tylenol PM to ensure they have the sleep to put up with representing these folks.